He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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