I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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