Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
false alarm, still single
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