Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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