You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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