if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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