dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he puts the penis in happiness.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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