We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Everyone says I win the strip club
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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