How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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