We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I am available for nakedness
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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