So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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