Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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