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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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