i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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