I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
farters have to be the big spoon...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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