HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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