Me. At least after what I've been through.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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