wrigley field is MILF paradise
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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