get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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