i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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