I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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