Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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