It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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