I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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