what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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