what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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