I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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