Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
