his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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