no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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