u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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