He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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