But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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