i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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