And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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