we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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