I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
