Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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