Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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