Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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