thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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