drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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