Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is classic penis vs brain.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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