What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
