your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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