he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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