how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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