If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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