I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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