that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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