How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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